Gadzooks! I copied it off ESPN, dog... 
but those bastards have had it in for me ever since I overheard Chris Berman and Steve Young in the same mensroom stall--
He... could... go... ALL... 
THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Chris Berman, he is a very... 
very bad man--
No, Chris is just... 
misunderstood.
Scotty, on our last visit to Ris, you showered with both Chris Berman and Joe Biden... 
didn't you?
Aye, Captain, but as a good Scotsman... 
I am ashamed to admit it.
Tell me, is the Vice-president's horga'hn as big... 
as he brags it is?
Well, Chris Berman... 
seem to like it.