>>> Where on earth would one buy a “fake penis” for such purpose?
Except for the NSA monitoring you might check on Google.
Too late, Google has already checked on you. This thread is already on Google so that means it's on some NSA server in Utah.
“This thread is already on Google so that means it’s on some NSA server in Utah. “
That brings the image of a South Park cartoon.
No I won’t post it or say it but you know which one.