Joke or no joke, this is mockery of marriage at worst and a perversion of journalism at best.
The plot sounds gay.
Ping for the usual Matt Lauer pic...
Charcoal Ghey? - ala Fletch
Every time I hear the name “Matt Lauer” I think of this movie clip. It just fits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XvVzeo7JBM
You must be new to the Daily Mail. 90% of their content is about celebrity tattoos, haircuts, clothing, and sundry antics. (Which pretty much proves your point - but what did you expect?)
A lot of women are headed for the same heartbreak they felt when they discovered Anderson Pooper is faggy.