There are some various things out there, phonegap and such but they don’t get rid of coding, just let you write your app in HTML/CSS/Javascript and package it up
Personally I write native for both platforms, its more work, but far better results IMHO.
I would think there probably are some tools to help minimize coding etc but since I just do it bare (or as bare as it can get) I really don’t keep up with that stuff.
For someone with as much experience as you claim should know, Android is the OS (like iOS). Droid is a motorola trade mark.
And for someone who claims objectivity, you sure are doing a good imitation of a apple-holic.