If I was a big time sports agent or commissioner of a sports league I would encourage the players to all get vasectomies prior to cashing that first big check. Prior to the surgery, store your sperm in a sperm back so that later in life when you want to settle down, marry, and have chitlins, you and your wife can go to the bank and make a withdrawal.
That would solve a lot of these athletes problems dealing with groupies, baby mamas, gold diggers, paternity suits and all of the post legal issues that come about.
I think most of these guys (especially black ones) look at the “Big V” as making them less formidable.
You are insane. Have you ever considered moving to Sweden?