[kevin_in_so_cal]

"The man, who evidently assaulted several people at the home"...

Stop right there. Would a firearm have helped?

I would've gone crazy if that was my dog.

[Cowboy Bob]

Maybe he thought he was Korean.

[humblegunner]

A man who tried to eat a family’s dog after a bad trip on a synthetic marijuana drug pleaded guilty Monday to animal cruelty charges.

The White House has referred all inquiries to the Attorney General.

The White House chef has been reprimanded.

[humblegunner]

[Hardraade]

WH dinner?

[txrefugee]

One bullet would have solved this problem.

[faithhopecharity]

If Fido’s good enough for our president’s dinner, he’s good enough for American citizens’ suppers too!

[DannyTN]

You know it’s a bad trip, when you come to your senses and there is dog fur in your mouth.

[DannyTN]

You know it’s a bad trip, when you come to your senses and there is dog fur in your mouth.

[Hoodat]

Knowing how we feel about the dog, you didn't think we'd eat him all at once, did you?

[a fool in paradise]

File photo:

[blackdog]

“Dreams of My Father”, moment.

[bgill]

he beat and strangled the animal and then "began to bite into the dog, ripping pieces of flesh away,"

This is a good time to bring down an eye for an eye sentence.