“SWAT members were looking for Jashavious Keel”
How in the hell do people come up with these names? Do they take a hand full of scrabble tiles, throw them in the air and just copy down the letters no matter what order they are in?
Holder’s people are to damn ignorant to figure out scrabble tiles.
They invent these wacko one of a kind names so their precious child is unique and stands out. Same reason people get tattoos, saying I am me, I stand out from the crowd, I am a free thinking rebel and my tattoo is proof of this
Almost sounds like a villain in a Dickens novel...
G.G. Jackson was one of many women employed by agencies of the
federal government. She had been born in Chicago's South Side in
1963. Her mother, Shavonna Jackson, had been fifteen at the time.
Like many 15-year-old single mothers, Shavonna Jackson had not
thought much about the realities of motherhood, including the
immediate problem of what to name her offspring.
Concurrently, overworked interns on rotation in ghetto hospitals
did what they could to entertain themselves amid 20-hour days in
depressing surroundings. In 1963, as in all other years, one of the
standard gambits among interns assigned to inner-city delivery rooms
was to see who could cause the most outrageous name to be printed
on the birth certificate of children born to ghetto teenagers.
The second week of February, 1963 saw some serious competition among
interns in south Chicago. In a five-day period, there were Chicago-area
births registered for Madison Avenue Washington, Epluribus Wilson,
Nosmo King (inspired by a waiting room sign), Simian Cook, and Anus
Brown. The award that week, however, went to a young doctor from
Grosse Pointe, Michigan, who hated working in the Chicago facility.
He had suggested to Miss Jackson that she give her infant daughter
a distinctive, happy-sounding name, and offered one he thought
appropriate. He pronounced the first name with the accent on the
second syllable, and Shavonna thought it sounded nice. Like 'Gloria',
only fancier. People who read the name would pronounce it differently,
but Shavonna could not read, so the impact of the intern's joke was
not felt for some time.