[nickcarraway]

it's a malt beverage.

I wouldn't go that far. Let's just say it's a liquid.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

It’s like making love on the beach. I’ll let you fill in the rest. :)

[Monkey Face]

Budweiser is a rice beer. Read the label. I won’t waste my time with the stuff since the very first bottle I ever had of the stuff gave me an instant sinus headache. *gah*

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I wouldn't go that far. Let's just say it's a liquid.

I'll try to affect a proper Aussie accent here to relate one of my favorite jokes;

How ees Budwhyzah loik miking love in a canoe?

Eet's fu**ing close to wootah.