A day after some extensive surgery, some doctors came in and said “Hey there, its us, how you doing?” I was like “Who the hell are you?”, they kinda chuckled and said, “Oh, that must be the (name of anesthetic)”.. apparently, I had completely forgotten about 15 minutes of my life before surgery. I have never recovered those moments. I just hope I was nice/funny/briliant/inspiring, etc... and that I DIDN’T hit on any nurses. I didn’t have the guts to ask them (almost literally),however. LOL
My father (who is a retired physician)was in the hospital for a kidney stone. When his doctor came by on rounds to see how he was doing, dad said “Well, doc, I was fine until I took a turn for the nurse”. He loved medical jokes unlike a number of doctors.