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To: Pan_Yan

I know the way I like to memorialize my fellow Americans is by playing a round of golf. There’s no better way to say ‘Freedom’ than by yelling “FORE!!!” on a sacred day. Golf also has a sanctifying effect like the other day when I shanked a shot through the stained glass window of a Catholic cathedral during a service and the congregation all bowed their heads as I played through and worked the angles of the altar into a nice chip shot past the water hazard of the bapistry.

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4 posted on 09/10/2013 8:29:06 AM PDT by MeganC (A gun is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one, you'll never need one again.)
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To: MeganC

I know the way I like to memorialize my fellow Americans is by playing a round of golf. There’s no better way to say ‘Freedom’ than by yelling “FORE!!!” on a sacred day. Golf also has a sanctifying effect like the other day when I shanked a shot through the stained glass window of a Catholic cathedral during a service and the congregation all bowed their heads as I played through and worked the angles of the altar into a nice chip shot past the water hazard of the bapistry.

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LOL, Megan. The sarc tag wasn’t even necessary.... :)

I hope my posts are making sense; not feeling very well today. But this is one of the worst stories I’ve ever read. What in the world were they thinking....


9 posted on 09/10/2013 8:34:50 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (R.I.P., James Helmuth, my nephew who passed away at ten years old, from cancer, on March 23.)
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