I know the way I like to memorialize my fellow Americans is by playing a round of golf. There’s no better way to say ‘Freedom’ than by yelling “FORE!!!” on a sacred day. Golf also has a sanctifying effect like the other day when I shanked a shot through the stained glass window of a Catholic cathedral during a service and the congregation all bowed their heads as I played through and worked the angles of the altar into a nice chip shot past the water hazard of the bapistry.
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I know the way I like to memorialize my fellow Americans is by playing a round of golf. Theres no better way to say Freedom than by yelling FORE!!! on a sacred day. Golf also has a sanctifying effect like the other day when I shanked a shot through the stained glass window of a Catholic cathedral during a service and the congregation all bowed their heads as I played through and worked the angles of the altar into a nice chip shot past the water hazard of the bapistry.
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LOL, Megan. The sarc tag wasn’t even necessary.... :)
I hope my posts are making sense; not feeling very well today. But this is one of the worst stories I’ve ever read. What in the world were they thinking....