This has got to be the stupidest (most stupid?) thread I’ve ever seen.
It’s supposed to be stupid. That’s the point. A break from all the gloom & doom politics.
When I was a kid I had Barbie dolls, like most little girls. And I never liked Ken, so I talked mom into buying me a GI Joe instead. Back in those days he was an inch taller than Ken, has flexible arms, legs and fingers, and came with cool weapons. And that trademark scar on his cheek. No matter what color GI Joes came in, they all had that scar. I thought that was awesome. They made Ken look like a wimpy little fruit. I think Barbie would agree.