Gadzooks, big! Are you ever a soothsaying prognosticator? They did hold up the Bronco-Ravens game... 
with a lightning delay. So that double dog, certain as rain cinches the Super Bowl for my Boys!
Now as to the other... 
opening day games: New England & big's Pattycakes will feat on Buffalo
TCU North at Cincy will Bearly escape with a victory in Chitown
Them Miami doll-fins will get Brown-nosed in Cleveland
Atlanta' Black Byrds get Saintified in Nawlins
The Tampa Bay Bucking-ears show up in Jersey but the Jets new quarterback crew don't
Allegra's Old Earlers turn Chris Johnson loose but he ends up knee deep in Stoolers
The Viqueens get fed to the Lions
Seven's Waiders get stomped by the Colts
The Seahags get Cam shafted
My Old Dallas Texans give Chief Andy a win over the Teedboless Jacksons
The Red Byrds get no respect in Ramland
Old big's packer-wackers drop the soap in Frisco Bay much to the delight of the 69ers
Vick's Salve don't do the Iggles any good and neither do the Deadskins
Allegra's Texicans lead the charge in Filnerland, assaulting the Bolts right and left
And, finally, them Jersey Jints lose... 
at Jerryworld!
Damn right, Bendy! Damn... 
right!