and for Week Two, Thursday Night the cry of "Brady, Brady, Brady!" is heard all night long The rest of my picks... 
are as follows:
Vick's Old Black Bryds will be picking mutton off the Ram's bones
The Bolts will bring a knife to Chip Kelly's Run, Gun & Dog Fight
No Luck for the Doll Phins as the Colts romp and stomp
Allegra' Texicans invite the Titans to Houston for some Mig-- Eh? Make that little people bowling--
Back in Packerwackerland, big' favorite team keeps the Deadskins and Robert Griffin's pace to 33 and one third
Baltimore Black Byrds take Ravens Revenge on the Brownstains
Cam's Cool Cats get run over by Buffalo's surprisingly stampeeding herd
The Viqueens step neck high in a bear trap
Tampa Bay does have a prayer against the Saints
In the Feathers vs Furr battle in Aridzona, I see the Bankrupt Bastards besting the Red Byrds
Flipped a coin and Seven's Waiders win over the Teedboless Jacksons
In the Bro Bowl, Mile High beats his little brother like a redheaded stepchild
The 69er will be smiling with Seahag feathers stuck in their teeth
Monday night the Stoolers stink up Paul Brown Stadium in Cincy
And sorry, Heap Big Chief Andy, but my Boys... 
will end the unbeaten streak of my Old Dallas Texans
And for all those Aggies in my family and old cuz Teasip Larry, the millionaire, Johnny Football and pards are going to smoke... 
'Bama a new one!
After game, John I. E. Football... 
will Snu-Snu with us!
Well, girls, if you gotta go... 
you gotta go--