Anyone Else Get This E-Mail Yet?

E-Mail | 9/4/2013 | FP

[Focault's Pendulum]

Haha, there is no Stanford Trust Bank since all the Stanford financial companies and affiliates were liquidated in ‘12. There was never a “bank” anyway.

I know. I checked.

[shibumi]

"Note that because of impostors we hereby issue you our Code of Conduct, which is (WBA-103),so you have to indicate this code when contacting the bank Global Finance Bank by using it as your subject to enable the bank refer to your file in there payment data base to enhance immediate response to you for your payment."

"I was wif Special Forces Secret Battalion Forces Agent Secret Agent Orange - Yeah! that wuz my name Agent Orange!"

[Deb]

Awesome movie.

[Deb]

But you just know some little old lady (or man) will completely go for it and lose everything.

[shibumi]

Send them this picture -

Along with a note saying that "Mo Green won't be claiming any of *MY* funds, thank you. I suggest you have the cash here for me in the morning, lest YOU wake up with the fishes."

[Veto!]

Good ole Stanford, once-proud financial institution. And then one day, the execs were perp-walked out of the building. Friend of mine worked there.

And the illustrious Allen Stanford hid out in the Caribbean until brought to justice. Currently serving 110 years for bilking investors in what the judge called a “massive Ponzi scheme.” Worse than Madoff.

So sure, where do I sign?

[Veto!]

There actually was a Stanford International Bank. Check Wikipedia.

[Jim Noble]

Morris Green?

That kid’s name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn’t even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn’t angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we’ve chosen; I didn’t ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!

[VRW Conspirator]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1197128/posts

All I gotta say is...

LOWBRIDGERULES

[trisham]

Fredo, you broke my heart!

[Cyber Liberty]

Sounds legit. Are you logged in?

[Zeneta]

I was going to post the 419 eaters.

Darn it.

Classic counter scam stuff.

[BenLurkin]

Whacou Goh Wong?

[humblegunner]

“I done took out Hitler! That’s worth a dollar!
I made the Chinese cook roast beef! Where the love at?”

[Jack Hydrazine]

Their stuff is awesome. I recommend everyone read it for some great laughs!

[Cyber Liberty]

That is the funniest damned thing I’ve seen in a few years. So tell me about your business, “LOWBIDGERULES.”

[Zeneta]

I’ve always thought that someone could make a movie about the 419 eaters.

[Focault's Pendulum]

There actually was a Stanford International Bank.

It was based on a Ponzi scheme.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Considering all of the stories they have posted I’m sure a screenplay could be written that is a composite of them.

[Old Sarge]

You are a sad, twisted little man with a demonstrated penchant for deviancy.

I especially admire the deviancy.

And the twistedness.