[llevrok]

just a bit of high spirits, mate. No worries.

[a fool in paradise]

"Part of his shirt and pants caught on fire. After that someone put it out and he got ticked off and we basically left.

Apparently the dwarf was Grumpy.

[rsobin]

so a guy comes home in the middle of the day to find his wife in bed with a dwarf. He says ,”dang it woman you’re gonna have to quit this crap”She says, “honey I’m trying to cut back.”

[Liberty Valance]

Oh my.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Allegations that a dwarf performer was set on fire during an Australian Football League club’s end-of-season celebrations were being investigated Tuesday.

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Jeez, what do they do if it’s a bad season?

[GreenHornet]

A number of years ago, a comedian named Larry Miller did an excellent routine called “The Five Levels of Drinking.” I think we’ve now found Level Six: You set a dwarf on fire.

[Ezekiel]

Blake Johnston and his colleague Arthur Serevetas were reportedly booked by the Saints to entertain players at their so-called ‘Mad Monday’ event this week, but it allegedly got out of hand.

I sure hope that the entertainment coordinator wasn't fired. The act was a raging success. The dwarf was a good match for this crowd. Too bad he became Grumpy and left. He should have been tossed on the pyre for that stunt.