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To: Gaffer; RedMonqey

1st Rule of Prep Club: You do not talk about Prep Club.

2nd Rule of Prep Club: You DO NOT talk about Prep Club.

3rd Rule of Prep Club: If someone says “SHTF”, do a shot.

4th Rule of Prep Club: No more than two people to a retreat; one must be a buxom blonde coed for repopulating the human race.

5th Rule of Prep Club: One BOL at a time.

6th Rule of Prep Club: No tie-dye shirts, no socks with sandals, no ponytails, no drum circles.

7th Rule of Prep Club: Prepping will go on as long as it has to.

8th Rule of Prep Club: If this is your first post to Prep Club, you HAVE to buy all other posters a shot.


57 posted on 09/02/2013 8:26:59 AM PDT by Old Sarge (Opinions are like orgasms: only mine count, and I couldn't care less if you have one...)
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To: Old Sarge
4th Rule of Prep Club: No more than two people to a retreat; one must be a buxom blonde coed for repopulating the human race.

I would amend that rule, and for the sake of saving humanity from "winking out" to allow more than one beatiful coed, whether Blonde, burnette or 'Gingers"

As per

Dr. Strangelove.

"But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.



General "Buck" Turgidson: "We must not allow a mine shaft gap
68 posted on 09/02/2013 9:57:43 AM PDT by RedMonqey ("Gun-free zones" equal "Target-rich environment.")
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