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To: Lucky9teen

A doctor from Israel says: “In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles,put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”

The German doctor comments: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person, put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

*A Russian doctor says: “That’s nothing either.***** In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person, put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: “That’s nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 5years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work. “


61 posted on 08/30/2013 9:40:14 AM PDT by relentlessly
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To: relentlessly
That is funny, I don't care who you are.

5.56mm

70 posted on 08/30/2013 11:31:27 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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