Posted on 08/30/2013 5:40:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Well, he is happily counting ones and zeros in the Sky, so I’m not going to worry about what “could have been!” LOL!
My dad said, because he admired the original quote, “Common sense ain’t all that common.” Which is what Igor never had. “Poor Igor!”
You calls ‘em as you sees ‘em...I recognize THAT! Good ON ya! LOL!
It's after 5PM.
Hey! I know a place that makes a GREAT Bloody Mary!
A husband walks into David Jones to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -—
the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks, ‘I have an idea!
It’s so sheer thatit might as well be nothing.
I won’t put it on, but I’ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow,
and keep the $500 refund for myself.’
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says,
‘Good Grief ! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it !’
He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon.
Just an FYI in regards to your post that was being reviewed, Ramirez cartoons can’t be posted due to copyright. Shame, it was pretty good.
Thanks for to reply - I didn’t know that.
Can I possibly get off probation? (post review)
You’re good to go. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility. ;)
I’ve read that the velociraptor was as big as a turkey, which would not work for the movies. Therefore they enlarged the animal for Hollywood purposes.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!
Thank you, thank you very much.
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