When I get older dropping my pants,
Many years from now,
Will you still be laughing at my antics then
Or calling in the white-coated men?
If I had left my fly at half-mast
Would you call the cops,
Will you arrest me, will you detest me,
When I’m sixty-four?
LOL!! Great lyrics.
Not quite as good as ‘sittin’ on the Ritz’ by Berlin, but catchy.