6th Rule of Prep Club: No tie-dye shirts, no socks with sandals, no ponytails, no drum circles.
Doomsday Preppers : Doris Day of Doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91RNXkwTQco
1 minute 44 second mark. ;-)
The ones he is referring to will shoot him in the head, throw him out the back door, eat all his supplies, then move on to the next fool who thinks like him. You don’t charm marauding bands!