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To: Mad Dawgg

As a tenured FReeper of long standing, i demand that you comply with the established rules and guidelines set forth (just now) by a subset population of FReepers — female-gendered heterosexuals — who are equally deserving of excellence in FR viewing experiences.

As today’s self-appointed spokesperson for FRemales of the afore-mentioned subset, i demand you provide us with equal-opportunity oogling and salivating experiences while we casually FReep. Like the males, we also need an opportunity to take occasional ‘gawking breaks’ as we keep abreast of current news and events.

A scantily-clad, well-built, male hula-hooper with nice buns and a nicely-cut abdomen will provide us ample opportunity to relax from the distressing current events. This equal-opportunity initiative will also keep you and your gaffawing male cohorts from experiencing swift FRegal actions and repercussions.

We’ll wait. :-)


34 posted on 08/13/2013 10:01:57 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists!)
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To: Nita Nupress
[something about something]..."This equal-opportunity initiative will also keep you and your gaffawing male cohorts from experiencing swift FRegal actions and repercussions.

We’ll wait. :-)"

So to comply...

Just for you

37 posted on 08/13/2013 10:11:27 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Nita Nupress

Former congressman Danger will be in touch with you shortly....he feels he meets your qualifiers.


46 posted on 08/13/2013 10:43:24 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
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To: Nita Nupress

This will make you happy!

(From one FReeperette to another!)

;-)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/My-Cup-Of-Tea/384083761646346


53 posted on 08/13/2013 1:35:25 PM PDT by Marie ("So a Hispanic shoots a black and is acquited by women, but it's still white men's fault" ~ Wargas)
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