It would be great if decent people gathered at the parade all holding mirrors and as a group collectively reflect the sun on to certain exposed appendages. wouldnt take long for them to cover up.
No. Declare “Bring Your Nasty Pitbull Day” and bring your nasty-tempered pitbulls to the parade with you. All those tempting dangling appendages and other unprotected flesh could provide a veritable buffet for your pitties. Don’t have a pit bull? How about wafting some itch powder toward all that exposed target?