Posted on 08/11/2013 10:04:42 PM PDT by Utilizer
Dogs are not color blind.
Hey, wasn’t MY opinion about the colour-blind, mate! I was simply replying to the claims.
You should check out the new DogTV channel on DirecTV.
Everything’s been adjusted to suit their color vision.
The first thing I noticed was that it looks exactly like the images I get with my dedicated IR camera when I have not used any filters.
I think I’m enjoying it as much as the dogs are.
:)
For later
I should note that everyone generally seems to agree with Mine, by the way Janey... *grin*
I figured dogs see in color but just don’t care about the “tests” the eggheads run.
Cats will let you know exactly how they feel about a hideous shirt.
Usually by yacking on said shirt.
Ping! You might appreciate this, mate. *snicker*
Better than peeing in your boots overnight, I must say!
Here is a repost of my earlier list. Enjoy! :-)
IT’S GOOD TO BE A GUY BECAUSE:
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don’t give a rat’s butt if someone notices your new haircut.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.
Wrinkles add character.
You don’t have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.
People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with “So, notice anything different?”
One mood, ALL the time.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don’t rob you blind.
You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
You don’t mooch off each other’s desserts.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th in 45 minutes.
The world is your urinal.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
Not sure about the ba-na-na, however, especially having travelled through SanFran a few times...
Had that happen to a pair of sneakers.
Statement to me on the level of nasal offense to kitty my sneakers caused.
It was a good thing those were “gonna be thrown out soon” shoes.
Until I came home and pulled the boots off, that is! Phew!
Yeah, got lucky!
My last cat would simply get “pink nose” and start bellying down on my boots before rolling on them like a dog rolling
On something dead...
Seems she liked the smell of oil leather.
Weird cat that one.
Look carefully at the responses I posted to the “dog” claims in the post and tell Me if you do not agree with most of them, if not all of them, lol!
Really? Women actually think that? Bloody weird...
Hmm.
Tiny dog only cared about food and snow.
And “her” cat.
Dunno how that stacks up.
Fritz Brindle was too dumb to notice much and fell asleep in the bathtub once.
Hmm.
Bear was jealous of me, and let me know it.
And I’m a skinny squeak.
He also liked going shopping because then he could bless people with his mutant tongue brain parasite.
Tiny ate everything, even jalapenos.
Odd dog, that one.
Tough call for me as I have been a party to some really odd dogs.
I was thinking you might get a laugh out of at least the ‘dog-respose’ #24...*snicker*
Well, there are several others as well that I thought quite good but then again I am a bit biased.
All the ones in quotes are the claims SkyDancer posted on a previous thread, and I felt it only proper to respond.
Ping! My response to the ‘dogs are better’ claims...
It has been observed and commented to me, “You can’t have normal pets, can you? Your cats and dogs are all...odd.”
So I admit to having all my fur beasts being “off” a bit.
I’m probably a bad indicator to base anything on, lol!
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