I have a bigger problem with that piece:
It’s just not a very good poem to begin with. I keep expecting to hear a line about the infamous Man from Nantucket. :P
Nantuckett?!
From the Show Me state:
There was a young stud from Missouri
Who made love with astonishing fury,
..’til taken to court
..For his vigorous sport,
And condemned by a poorly hung jury.