I tried introducing myself to the neighbor when I realized their dog was aggressive. The dog tried to take my face off.
If my pit actually tried to take your face off you wouldn’t have a face. You would have also done something aggressive to deserve it. If you knew anything about dogs you would know the don’t go for the face anyway.
It is this kind of hyperbole that makes actual dog owners discount everything people say when a huge bit of bull shit is interjected it dilutes your post.