It's snark week, after all.
1 posted on
08/06/2013 8:38:31 PM PDT by
Defiant
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To: Defiant
Around here, sometimes it seems like EVERY week is snark week.
2 posted on
08/06/2013 8:41:42 PM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
To: Defiant
There are clinics available that can treat your disorder.
Many plans will cost-share with you for the next 6 months or so...
All bets off after that.
4 posted on
08/06/2013 8:49:59 PM PDT by
One Name
(Ultimately, the TRUTH is a razor's edge and no man can sit astride it.)
To: Defiant
5 posted on
08/06/2013 8:52:43 PM PDT by
GeronL
To: Defiant
6 posted on
08/06/2013 9:03:22 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: JoeProBono; Revolting cat!
9 posted on
08/06/2013 9:10:36 PM PDT by
Defiant
(In the next rebellion, the rebels will be the ones carrying the American flag.)
To: snarkytart
To: Defiant; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
12 posted on
08/06/2013 9:16:57 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Defiant; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
13 posted on
08/06/2013 9:17:19 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Defiant
If he was still around, pissant
15 posted on
08/06/2013 9:25:48 PM PDT by
chae
(I was anti-Obama before it was cool)
To: Defiant; JoeProBono
The purpose of this post is to determine the greatest, most magnificent snarker on all of FR, and to crown him or her with as the "King of Snark" (or "Queen of Snark", as the case may be. This is FR, so there will be no category for "otherly gendered"). That person will be not gain a throne, throw people in the dungeon, earn a lifetime of unearned wealth or otherwise act like royalty, but they shall be entitled to a modicum of respect and shall be exempt from liability for the damage they cause to monitors and keyboards. I also propose that the winner is given a Death To Viking Kitties card, which they may use only one time and so must use it wisely. That card will allow the bearer to say or do anything just the one time, and even if the Viking Kitties start warming up, and waving their wands and the lightning is flashing, the King (or Queen) may smite those kitties and escape unharmed and no worse for wear. Just the once, though. Joe ProBono is way up there, in my book. His wit knows no bounds. However, in my opinion, the crown goes to his muse and sometime sidekick Revolting Cat!, whose snark combined with timely and obscure photos render his snark above all other snark.
JoeProBono has attained "legendary" status already, as far as I'm concerned. Let's just give him the award.
16 posted on
08/06/2013 9:33:52 PM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("Thus, my opponent's argument falls.")
To: Defiant
Johnny Lydon, real name Johnny Rotten, declined induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. In Cleveland? (I ain't kidding!) I rest my case.
17 posted on
08/06/2013 9:37:40 PM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Defiant
< snark >
Barry Half-White croons lies, like Barbie Streisand blows her magnificent honker...
Anyone close will get slimed with something green...
< / snark>
20 posted on
08/06/2013 9:44:23 PM PDT by
hosepipe
(This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
To: Defiant
22 posted on
08/06/2013 9:55:30 PM PDT by
ctdonath2
(Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
To: Defiant
Alas, being snark challanged excludes me from winning this award...that means I demand some free money/stuff.
To: Defiant
31 posted on
08/07/2013 12:35:34 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: null and void; Slings and Arrows
null and void and slings and arrows are my top candidates.
33 posted on
08/07/2013 1:33:41 AM PDT by
autumnraine
(America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
To: Defiant
The only reason nobody has chosen me is that my snark is so subtle and understated that it’s detectable only by the highest and most perceptive intellects.
42 posted on
08/07/2013 5:43:00 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
To: Defiant
Is it:
Male = Snark or Female = Snarkette? :)
BTW, I am convinced that only INTELLIGENT Freepers are capable of truely blue-ribbon, bust-a-gut and irreproachable snark!!
Low IQ people can’t snark and shouldn’t try.
46 posted on
08/07/2013 6:31:05 AM PDT by
SMARTY
("The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it forms." H. Amiel)
To: Defiant
I vote Humblegunner; the focused snark is wonderful to behold. Takes a stale old problem and beats it senseless in dozen’s of fresh ways.
To: Defiant
"What say you?"
I say...
"JUST the place for a Snark!" the Bellman cried,
As he landed his crew with care;
Supporting each man on the top of the tide
By a finger entwined in his hair.
"Just the place for a Snark! I have said it twice:
That alone should encourage the crew.
Just the place for a Snark! I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true."
From "The Hunting of the Snark" by Lewis Carroll
54 posted on
08/07/2013 8:16:16 AM PDT by
Peet
(Come back with a warrant.)
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