[Eaker]

In reality, what Eaker would do after I kick his car.

You would fix it.

Whether you got your candy ass whipped first is your choice but you would fix it.

[zencycler]

Okay, so in addition to the reckless endangerment charge you’ll face for almost hitting me with your car, then you might also be facing criminal and civil assault charges. I’ll see if you can figure out what I mean by “might”.