[Eaker]

Unlike you when I walk through a cow pasture I don’t have to taste the material on my boots or in your case sandals to know what it is.

I could tell your post was BS after reading the first couple of sentences and did not bother to read the rest of the crap.

This reading and comprehension thing is easy for me so I mistakenly assume that you liberals are able to do it too. Sorry for overestimating your intelligence. I’ll try to type slower and use smaller words when posting to you in the future.

Now go out there and try to screw up people’s drive to work so you will feel like a big man. If while at work you see a green Jeep pull into the drive thru try to remember if I wanted fries with my burger I would have ordered them.

[zencycler]

The world according to Eaker:

Conservative:
1. Someone who drives like a jerk.
2. Someone who labels anyone who doesn't like that as a Liberal.

Liberal:
Anyone who impedes aggressive driving, particularly slow walkers.

Moving on:
In reality, what Eaker would do after I kick his car.