If they haven’t done the wash while I was gone, it would indicate that it was delegated to Epic Fail and his brother Inert. DP said they broke the blender, but I don’t care about that. I would care about the washer and the vacuum.
I’d probably kill them all, slowly and painfully, if they did anything to the vacuum. You’ve had it for what, two weeks? And you like it more than the Dyson.