As long as you still have the soap!
Too bad neither of the boys wants to join the Marines ...
I’ll be making my own soap, now that I have a recipe!
The boys are intimidated by the idea of MARINE! TOUGH! STRONG! Etc...Crossed sabers and all that. I would join just in the hopes that I would be good enough to be assigned to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. What an awesome billet!