The caller’s a FReeper; he’s talking Pings. Oh wait, he was on a Navy sub...
Obama is right, these scandals are “Phone-y”
The ambassador was on the phone asking for help, Obama was sleeping through the 3am phone call.
The NSA was tapping the citizens phones.
The IRS was calling tea party people on the phone telling them they needed to fill out more paperwork...
Yup, a whole lot of PHONE-Y scandals....