Or smack ‘im upside the head with a copy of Humanae Vitae.
Humane Vitae will be there for the closing arguments of the Final Judgement.
Pat Robertson will be asking the “raggamuffins” to dip their fingers in water to cool his tongue.
The Catholic Church was right on the subject of contraception, years before She knew she was right.
Faithful Catholics and Christians are chastised for having large families, but contracepting families are much larger.