Posted on 07/31/2013 11:21:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Lyn Mitchell, a Missouri rancher living about 80 miles from Kansas City, has reported three cow deaths on her property. That wouldn't be unusual were it not for the state the carcasses were found in.
The most recent cow was discovered in the field, her tongue removed, her teats cut off, her heart removed and dangling outside of her body. When the rancher moved her, there was a strange, char-like pattern in the dead grass.
What does all this mean? One theory: alien experimentation.
Mitchell told news station KSHB that she's open to the possibility that these bizarre surgeries were performed by aliens who touched down on her property. Daily RFT would like to posit a slightly more plausible but equally worrisome solution: A total freaking psycho is loose in Henry County and he/she is now the proud owner of cow cadaver anus, udder, tongue and teats and doing who knows what with them.
To that end, we put in a call to the Henry County sheriff's department to find out what they have in terms of human leads -- we'll update if we hear back.
My work here is done...
Blaming aliens is the modern version of dragons waiting for you when you sail off the end of the world.
Sure, stink up the place and leave...
Posting without reading. That book cover is awesome. Like a subdued Pink Floyd album cover.
Good thing we got Art Bell coming back on the air.
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