Tame them with breath mints? Coax them into only breathing fire when the steaks need grilling, or the house needs to be heated.
Who needs a guard dog when "here be dragons"? They might not be as snuggly as a terrier, but their bite is worse than any thundering herd of chihuahuas...
79 posted on 07/31/2013 1:36:42 PM PDT by BlueDragon
(Post Tenebras lux)