1. Johnny wud have 7 of thoz attempts, but only 4 ambulances would be called.
2. Jose raises hand, “Teacher, can you explain what an 8-ball is? I was bused here from the suburbs.”
3. Rufus gonna need 3 from each plus $20 he can steal from the little old lady’s purse that he snatched.
4. Yeah, 20% more than the number of pounds, but Jarone ain’t got no brain left to figure that out.
5. Willie, he gonna hafta steal himself 2 Chevies.
6. No mo money. It be gone cause she gave the $2,800 she had left to her new boyfriend Willie for a paint job on his new Chevy. Raoul wud kill her, but he ain’t gonna get no time for that if he gets OJ’s lawyer.
7. Depends on how many “F” words are used. Some letters take more paint than others.
8. That wud be 6/27, which the calculator Hector stole says is 22%.
9. Thelma, she ain’t gonna have no mo chilren. She been savin’! And she gonna move into a big house.
10. That don’t make no sense. Salvador gonna stay locked up.
Cungratyoulashuns!
U one Al Sharpton’s Urbin Edukashion xcellance A ward.
U is intitled to this stuff:
1 A 6 month stash of Puple Drank
2 $100.00 in yo canteen fund on yo nex incarsarashun
3 1 nonspontayneus flash mob protestin yo incarsarashun
4 A lifetime pass for chile s’port
No Justus No Piece
The Rev Al