Semper Fi from a former Zoomie!
"You are a puke. You are the lowest form of life on earth. You are not even a human being! You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh!t! Because I am hard you will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair. And my orders are to weed out all midgets who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you understand that maggot? " ** [/;D **