That may be the dumbest theory yet.
Okay... so where did the 5.56 rounds disappear to? Do we have multiple “magic bullets” in this theory?
President Hubbard states. “George Hickey had an accident take place when a gun discharged in his hands. Anybody who’s around firearms at all knows that guns do accidentally go off.”
Well, the media is always telling us that guns kill people, but who knew that an uppity gun decided to kill JFK! If they had told us that sooner, we might have passed “reasonable gun control” already! /s
Can’t they even wait until November, the annual loonbat awakening of Kennedy assassination conspiracists before posting this baloney?
This theory isn’t the least bit new, nor is it ‘news’.
I have always wondered about that pristine bullet they allegedly found on the stretcher outside the operating room that Kennedy was on when they brought him into Parkland Hospital.
And the secret service agent was firing from a UFO that had just landed on the grassy knoll.
Unless the Secret Service was equipped with 6.5mm Mannlicher Carcano rifles. I call BS on this one.
The first shot hit Kennedy’s spine. His elbows were pulled back and up in a common reflex reaction to spinal damage. The bullet put a hole in the knot in Kennedy’s tie, and continued on to hit Connally. That shot killed Kennedy.
The second missed.
The third hit Kennedy in the head.
Hey, this wouldn’t happen to be the 50th anniversary of the assassination would it? Boy, I think we’ll have new conspiracy theories for the next 4 months.
Accidental???
The creep was as bad as Weiner, and he hit on a mafia wife. Got him ded.
Here’s the best theory I’ve seen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikka_to_Ride
Maybe it was Aliens.
Ooooh! Ooooh! That’s a GOOD one!
I collect all the conspiracy theories like boxtops!
Well one good thing about the passing of time...in another decade or two, these things become so stupidly irrelevant that people see the fixation on them for the weirdness they are.
Stupid.
John F. Kennedy?
Is he still dead?
I know! - Maybe Kennedy accidentally shot himself!
I bet he was cleaning his own gun in the car during the motorcade and it went off - twice!
"Enjoying the ride so far, Mr. President?"
Just goes to show how bizarre the MSM has become...
...they will go to extreme lengths to avoid reporting the obvious.
The theory from the Onion that Kennedy was shot 129 times from 43 locations makes more sense.
that was one magic loogie.