OK..maybe the pottie or toilets are a different design in jolly old England...but just how in the h*ll do you get your head stuck in the toilet?
As a child I somehow got my head stuck in an angel food cake tin. My mother said she was hysterical when she saw what I had done, and frantically called her sister-in-law that lived nearby to ask her what to do.
“Well first, you go get your camera and take a photo!”
I don’t remember it, and don’t recall seeing the photo either. I think they ended up using Crisco to slide the thing off.