LMAO! Can you make that into a tagger?
From Myth Busters...
Urinating on the electric third rail of a train track can cause electrocution.
busted
Although it is possible to electrocute yourself by urinating on a third rail, you would have to stand unrealistically close to the rail to do it. In most instances, a urine stream would break into droplets before making contact with the rail.
(This concept was tested with an electric fence in episode 14 and that version of the myth was confirmed. Distance is the key.)