In the spirit of the Asiana Air crew, I think the SpainRail engineer's name was something like Juan An Dun.
Trust me, it was Serge Tufast. Already they are considering the photo he posted last year of his train pegging something like 124MPH.
The conductor of the train was Howee Fastcanigo
Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.
The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.
If you drive a train, you can’t afford to lose track.
On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem.
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.