Your puppy is too cute!
The emperor’s love of revanchism
Means that he cracks the whip
On the backs of all his minions
When they let his narrative slip
Carney must be flogged each day
After his ordeal with the press
For every stutter and blank look
He allowed reporters to address
Does he think of Hillary talking
About phone calls late at night?
Saying he’s an incompetent wuss-
And it turned out she was right...
Oh, thanks. We love her.
A+++ Hillary was right, and she will probably be our next prez. Can you imagine Hillary v Jeb? I shudder.