I made a mistake last night
I caught some lamestream news-
I was looking to be entertained,
But an apercu of those views
Had me grabbing the remote,
To avoid exploding my head-
I turned on History channel
To watch Ancient Aliens instead
That show is certainly weird-
But I didn’t find it any worse
Than talking heads repeating
The same crap, chapter and verse...
Well done, A+ for you. We watched a Duck Dynasty marathon.