[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Geez...I read it as a cow sat on his head.”

If that had happened, there’d probably be no need for him to kill himself.

[Conservative4Ever]

My fleeting thought as i misread the title was, it could happen...the guys are gonna make my life a living hell with the razzing...but it could happen. Chicks will be a little off putting..but I could explain...it could happen, no need to go to extremes over it. It could happen.
This is how my mind works after a 12 hr work day.