[a fool in paradise]

Carlos Danger sounds like the name generated by one of those “look up your first...” sites for your “porno name”.

[Ditter]

A.Weiner is just a good as any double entandre porn name I have ever heard. A friend met a man named Richard Head and he introduced himself as Dick Head. There was a guy in Santa Fe NM named Peter Handler. I thought it was a joke name that he named his liquor store until I saw his picture in the newspaper with his name under his picture.

If I had any of those names I would go before the judge and have them changed. How awful to have to go through life with any of those handles. :D