[RoosterRedux]

You can retire to the Deep South where...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.

2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.

3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.

4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.

5. Everything is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder." It's important to know the difference, too.

In the last 35 years, things have changed down here...and, for the most part, for the better. We still have the great food, manners, literature, and neighborlyness.

But those horny, toothless, overweight yankee wimmen are drivin' us crazy.

Won't someone please deliver us?

[RetiredTexasVet]

I think in #5 there is also an “upchonder” with appropriate arm and hand gestures.

[HangnJudge]

But those horny, toothless, overweight yankee wimmen
are drivin’ us crazy

Dems Damn Yankees

Yankees are like Hemorrhoids
The ones that come down and go back up ain’t so bad...