Off to the vet? So now you want a professional to do your hair?
Melvin, our vet, also makes hair pieces for the barber shop. Don’t go there ‘cause sometimes he forgets to trim the tail off the hide and it makes a person look like Davy Crockett in a skull cap.
Like that nutty Congressman who went to jail? I think he was from Ohio. Someplace in the Upper Mid-West. I've forgotten his name. They confiscated his toupee when they locked him up.