Oh, that’s nonsense. If they read FR, they would know that no married man ever has sex with his wife.
Well, Bill Clinton basically inspired the creation of this site, so I guess that explains it.
Reminds me of this... A man and his young son are in the chemists when the son sees a shelf full of condoms and asks his father what they are. Unsure of what to say, the dad decides - as alast resort - to tell the truth; “Well son, those are condoms. They’re for protection when you’re having sex.”
The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three in it.
The dad replies, “Those are for bachelors. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
The son then picks up one with six condoms asks, “Why six?”
The dad replies, “Well son, those are for university students. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.”
The son then notices the pack of 12 condoms and asks the same question.
The dad replies, “Those ones are for married men.....
.....One for January, one for February, one for March....”