http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/dry-asparagus-prompts-questions-about-racial-discrimination-in-u-city/article_3e072b32-7aa6-5cf7-bc1b-6f2aac7605f5.html
This is not satire.
Dry asparagus.... so that idiot admits he was just trying to stir things up.