[Reeses]

But but but but if you cut down on calories, you'll lose weight, right? Right? RIGHT???

Half the problem is too much dihydrogen monoxide. It has zero calories or nutritional value but doubles our weight.

[RaceBannon]

and it has a pH of 7!

However, lately, I have increased my intake of DiHydrous Monoxide that has a pH of 11.5 through a solution

I feel great and hydrated, too

I thought so much of this was bogus...and then I tried it, and I am a believer, it really works