[Tau Food]

My grandkids are being homeschooled and I would love it if they could add embalming to their curriculum. It’s a valuable and handy akill.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The Pittsburgh Institute of Mortuary Science. One of the oldest embalming schools in the country. I hear people are dying to get in.

[dangus]

I don’t want to know why.

[SeekAndFind]

RE: I would love it if they could add embalming to their curriculum

Well, somebody’s got to do it... and note — YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUT OF CUSTOMERS.

[PGR88]

Funny - I know an embalmer. A relative of a neighbor.

He says it does pay well, but they can’t keep trainees. Many people apply because the pay and hours are good, but those who get hired rarely stay. Says most can’t bear to be alone in the basement with their “customers.”

[laplata]

My grandkids are being homeschooled and I would love it if they could add embalming to their curriculum. It’s a valuable and handy akill.

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Have you discussed it with them?

[Average Al]

"My grandkids are being homeschooled and I would love it if they could add embalming to their curriculum. It’s a valuable and handy skill."

Practice makes perfect...sleep with one eye open.

[Hardraade]

Now, kitty-link a lesbian embalmer/undertaker with a lesbian mercy-killer and what do you have?

[Jonty30]

Why would you want to take up an occupation that involves preservation of the evidence?

I say become a cremator.